DH thoughts

  • Jul. 21st, 2007 at 2:22 PM
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My thoughts on Deathly Hallows As last time, I'm writing this without looking at anyone else's reactions first.


And now to go off and catch up on all the discussions and wank I've missed.

ETA: Fifty new messages, and none of them with spoilers in the subject line. Did I really go through all that bother for nothing? DDD:



  • Nov. 6th, 2006 at 7:30 PM
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Title: Immaculate
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: R
Pairing: Bellatrix/Rodolphus
Warnings: It's not graphic, but... disturbing, I guess.
Summary: The Lestranges would do anything for Lord Voldemort. Anything at all. ~1.6k.
Notes: This may well be the last full-length HP fic I write. It seems appropriate that it's about the same couple as the first one. Thanks so much to [livejournal.com profile] lazy_neutrino, both for the beta and for the title!
If I had sons, I would be glad to give them up to the service of the Dark Lord! )


And Touch

  • Oct. 4th, 2006 at 7:34 PM
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Finally finished my [livejournal.com profile] femgenficathon entry. I don't think I'll be signing up for anything else for a while; I hate not meeting deadlines.

Title: And Touch
Rating: G
Summary: After Harry and Ron die, Hermione must learn to live without them. ~2.5k words.


Letters Percy Never Sent

  • Oct. 21st, 2005 at 7:25 PM
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Title: Letters Percy Never Sent
Author: [livejournal.com profile] jetamors
Rating: G
Notes: For the Unsent Letters Challenge here. Figured it would be a nice way to ease back into writing. Included the reasons also. Short. ETA: Added numbers for aesthetic reasons.
Letters Percy Never Sent )


Blame Each Other Drabble

  • Oct. 2nd, 2005 at 2:56 PM
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Title: Untitled
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Umbridge, Firenze, Snape, McGonagall
Word Count: 100
Notes: Only, uh, fifteen hours late. *cringes* I blame that on procrastination and FMA. *mmm, Scar* Anyway, drabble! Blame it on [livejournal.com profile] luminousmarble
“Where are we, High Inquisitor?” the centaur asked, his brutish face twisted into bewilderment.

“It’s a surprise,” Dolores replied sweetly. “Now, just get onto that thingummy over there.”

“Of course, High Inquisitor.” He stepped docilely onto a moving belt. “I’m so glad you’re here to tell me what’s best.”

“Oh, I’m certain you’ll make the best glue.”

“Thank you, High Inqusitor!”


McGonagall shuddered. “I think I hate the giggling more than anything. Puts me off my food.”

Snape cocked an eyebrow. “More than the blatant misuse of power?”

“As a part of it. I know she’s thinking of something beastly.”


Rufus Scrimgeour, Minister of Magic

  • Sep. 7th, 2005 at 5:01 AM
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Title: Rufus Scrimgeour, Minister of Magic
Author: [livejournal.com profile] jetamors
Rating: PG
Summary: A Katrina ficlet, written for [livejournal.com profile] musigneus, who requested Rufus gen. Very slightly slashy. 387 words.
Rufus Scrimgeour, Minister for Magic )


Apr. 17th, 2005

  • 12:04 AM
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If you haven't done so already, be sure to check out [livejournal.com profile] mctabby's Cat's Birthday Drabblethon.  There are a lot of good drabbles there; here's the one I wrote.

I wrote a short vignette, and I'm vacillating over thinking that it's all kinds of awesome and thinking that it's all kinds of crap.  Of course, for me that's about par for the course.  Somehow it seems like I can't write anything long unless it's for a challenge :\.  But enough passive-aggressive whining.

Home Is, Molly/Arthur )


Drabble Request 11 and 12, + bonus

  • Apr. 2nd, 2005 at 11:04 PM
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Title: Together
Characters: Ted, Andromeda, little Nymphadora
Rating: PG
Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] apostrophet, who asked for Ted, Andromeda, and a younger Nymphadora
Ted stumbled out of the burning house, Nymphadora in his arms.  Andromeda met them in front.  "What are we going to do?" she asked.  "This is the third time this year."

"You know," he said hesitantly, "you could take Dora and leave me.  That's all they want."  The fire crackled, and as they watched helplessly the roof began to cave in.

"Never.  I won't let them take this family from me."

Nymphadora stirred.  "Wha's goin' on?" she asked drowsily.

"Nothing, honey," Andromeda said softly.  Grit stung her eyes; she closed them to keep the tears away.  "Everything is just fine."

Title: Sticks and Stones
Characters: Peter, Voldemort
Rating: PG
Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] stiletto, who asked for Marauders-era Peter and Voldemort
That voice doomed him.  The Dark Lord talked to Peter for hours at a time about how right and just his cause was, and how the Order could never succeed.  That pleasant tenor held the ring of inescapable truth.  What else could Peter have done? 

When he came back, Peter told the others he'd been tortured.  It was an easy lie; the (self-inflicted) burns on his face were more than enough to convince everyone.  When they applauded him, he knew he could never come clean.  How could he tell them that they had broken him with nothing more than words?

Title: Someday
Pairing: SS/HP/DM, in various combinations
Rating: Hard R
Notes: [livejournal.com profile] painless_j jokingly asked for SS/HP/DM.  Hope it's not too cliche'd
Someday )

And that's it for the drabbles.  I'd like to thank everyone who requested one; I got a chance to explore characters and topics I don't ordinarily give much thought to.


Requests #9 and #10

  • Apr. 1st, 2005 at 5:09 PM
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Well, I know you've all been waiting with bated breath for the latest chapter in my smutty SS/HP/DM/RW/Dead!SB/NL/AD/Squid/Dobby 100-chapter WIP. But my latest roasting on F_W, as well as the appalling lack of love and/or sycophantism I'm getting from my flist, has left me so disgusted that I'm leaving fandom. Again.

... Okay, maybe not so much. Happy April Fools Day!

Title: Hermione's First Magic
Characters: Hermione, her mum
Rating: G
Notes: [livejournal.com profile] painless_j asked me for something happy and magical, with young Hermione.
“Mummy, Mummy!” Hermione shouted. “Look at me!” She sat on top of the monkey bars, and slowly stood up on one of the rungs.

“Be careful, Hermione,” Helen said. She picked up her book, but after a few seconds her reading was interrupted again.

“Mummy, look what I can do now!” Hermione yelled. She stood on top of the monkey bars and dove straight down, head-first. Helen screamed. But a few inches before Hermione would have slammed into the ground she stopped dead, flipped over, and floated gently to the asphalt.

“Mummy,” Hermione said, “why are you shaking like that?”

Title: Keeping Order
Characters: Flitwick, one of the Black girls
Rating: PG
Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] magnolia_mama, who asked for a lesser-known professor.
Their new professor was four feet tall. “My name is Filius Flitwick,” he said in his squeaky voice. Black, pretending to toy with her wand, shot a sneaky spell at him. But Flitwick quickly set up a Shielding Charm, while simultaneously casting an unfamiliar spell. It hit Black right in her chest, turning her skin bright orange.

“We can do this the easy way or the hard way,” Flitwick continued, as if nothing had happened. “But please remember that I’ve been the undefeated dueling champion of the British Isles for five years running.”

He never had any trouble after that.

Two more to go!
ETA: Hee, if you use the web browser updater, "Update Journal" bounces the first time you mouse over it. And when you click it, the text changes to "processing whining".


Drabbles #5 to #8

  • Mar. 31st, 2005 at 8:55 PM
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Title: Untitled
Characters: Minerva, Severus, Remus referred to.  Maybe pre-SS/MM if you squint.
Rating: PG
Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] amberdiceless, who asked for something with Minerva, Severus, and/or Remus, gen or het.
Untitled )

Title: Clash of Titans
Characters: Regulus, Sirius, their mum
Rating: PG
Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] furiosity, who asked for underage magic.
Clash of Titans )

Title: Dung and the Used Car Salesman
Characters: Dung, OC
Rating: G
Notes: For  [livejournal.com profile] bruno_greengras, who asked for Dung Fletcher and a car.  I'm not sure how Dung got into this situation, but I'm sure his motives are less than pure.
Dung and the Used Car Salesman )

Title: Last Thoughts
Characters: Caradoc Dearborn, random DEs.
Rating: PG-13
Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] gehayi, who asked for Caradoc Dearborn.  I like getting into this guy's head.. I may come back someday and write him in a longer fic.
Last Thoughts )


Drabble request #4

  • Mar. 31st, 2005 at 7:21 PM
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For [livejournal.com profile] liwy, who said anything was fine.

Title: Good Intentions
Pairings/Characters: Dean/Ginny, Seamus
Rating: G
Notes: I bet this goes over like a ton of bricks :-)
"I'll never understand women!"  Dean banged into his dormitory, slinging his knapsack onto the floor before flopping onto his bed.  "Er, Ron isn't here, is he?"

"Quidditch team's practicing," Seamus said, sticking his head out of the bathroom.  "What's the matter?"

"Ginny's the matter," Dean growled.  "I asked her what she wants for Christmas, and she said 'Anything'.  What do I do with that?"

"Just get her something she'll like."

"Like what?"

"You're the one who's been dating her.  What are her favorite things?"

"Quidditch, chocolate, nice quills." Suddenly it came to him.  "I know!  I'll get her a diary!"


Drabble Requests 1-3

  • Mar. 31st, 2005 at 5:03 PM
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For [livejournal.com profile] kirixchi, who requested Lucius/Narcissa and a haircut, Bellatrix/Rodolphus on lying, and Mme. Rosmerta/Sirius on underage drinking.

Title: New Look
Pairing: Lucius/Narcissa
Rating: G
"Dear God, Lucius!"  Narcissa jumped to her feet in dismay as Lucius entered the common room.  "What have you done to your hair?"

"Don't you like it?"

"It's horrible!  It doesn't suit you at all."  She pulled out her wand.  "Oh, let me fix it for you."

"If you insist," he said, and allowed her to pull him into a chair.

"You need someone to keep you from doing these things," Narcissa admonished.  Lucius only smiled.  If the way to a man's heart was through his stomach, then the way to a woman's heart was definitely through her fashion sense.

Title: True Lies
Pairings: Bellatrix/Rodolphus, Bellatrix/??
Rating: R
Notes: I think I created a new ship. ^_^
True Lies )

Title: Flirtation at the Three Broomsticks
Pairing: Sirius/Madam Rosmerta
Rating: PG
Notes: I'm bad at titles.
Flirtation at the Three Broomsticks )

More to come, of course.


Feb. 14th, 2005

  • 1:49 PM
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Title: Mandy Brocklehurst And A Bunch of Stuff That Happened
Author: [livejournal.com profile] jetamors
Word Count: 6.5k
Summary: Mandy Brocklehurst finds herself with a celebrity crush on Quidditch player Eamonn Troy. Will her fangirling pay off? Will she ever get to meet him? And what will happen if she does? Mandy/Eamonn, Mandy/??.
Author's Notes: Written for the FA Valentine's Day Challenge:
Troy snuck out to the Shrieking Shack with MandyBrocklehurst

What's Your OTP?
TheRogue.net & FictionAlley Valentine's Day Challenge

Tremendous amounts of thanks go to [livejournal.com profile] bruno_greengras, easily the fastest beta in the west.



Dec. 16th, 2004

  • 1:16 AM
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It took an incredibly long time for me to get around to it, but I finally revised Slave Magic.  It's funny -- while I'm writing something, I think it's just about the best thing ever.  Then about twelve hours after I post it I decide that it's the suckiest pile of suck that ever sucked, and it takes me a few weeks to get to the point where I can look at it again.  Plus the end of the semester hit, so I didn't have time for much more than studying and trying vaguely to keep up with my flist.  I do read it, but I feel bad because I rarely have anything to add.

Anyway, for the future I may or may not finish pulling together a rambly fic about Grindelwald.  I'd also like to do one about Hagrid, but the dialect is making me leery.  In reccing, I have sorted all of the new fics from November into their respective character pages.  Regulus is no longer underrepresented!  I'm working on cataloguing new recs, but they won't be up until Monday at the very earliest.

Title: Slave Magic
Author: [livejournal.com profile] jetamors
Word Count: about 5k
Rating: PG
Summary: The D. A. learns a new type of magic.  Written for the Dumbledore's Grid Challenge.  This is the beta'd version, with much thanks and chocolate to the lovely [livejournal.com profile] firebird5
Author's Notes: Can be read here.  They're rather long, so you might want to read the fic first.

Slave Magic )

And now, back to the studying.  *sigh*


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Title: Slave Magic
Author: [livejournal.com profile] jetamors
Word Count: Just over 5k
Rating: PG
Summary: The D. A. learns a new kind of magic.  Written for the Dumbledore's Grid Challenge.  This is the unbeta'd version, because I didn't finish it in time for a beta.
Author's Note: There are extensive Author's Notes at the end of the fic, so you don't have to scroll through them here.

Slave Magic )

Author's Notes )


Triple Drabble

  • Sep. 14th, 2004 at 11:35 PM
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I'm busy.  So very, very busy.  But apparently not too busy to crank out 300 words of my gi-mungous Black Family backstory in time I should have spent writing case briefs *le sigh*.  But it's here now.  Any criticism would be greatly appreciated.  Inspired by the Drabble backstory meme.

ETA: Wine spiced with veela's blood was borrowed from [livejournal.com profile] smelltastic's excellent The Other Black Girl.

Title: Untitled
Author: [livejournal.com profile] jetamors
Word Count: 300
Rating: G
Summary: How the Black family began.

Everyone considered the match to be the beginning of a mighty pureblood dynasty.  Polaris ibn Adiyat ibn Tarik al-Sufi, known in these barbaric lands as Polaris the Black, could claim a magical ancestry stretching back thousands of years through the Moors, Arabs, and even to the Chaldeans.  Sinistra Le Fay, his bride, had possibly the oldest blood in the British Isles, and that could be admired despite the neverending scandals that had drained her family's purse. 

The ceremony was everything a pureblood wedding aspires to.  From the first stately procession of the attending fairies, to the couple's sharing of the ritual wine spiced with veela's blood, to the presentation of the couple's first house elves, all the correct forms were observed.  The only blot to mar the day for the happy bride and groom was the unexpected outcome of their fortune telling. 

A fortune is supposed to be heard only by its recipients, but those who were nearby claim that Delphia Longbottom clearly said to the couple, "Your name shall end in a dog and a coward."  Seers usually attribute good luck to the new family being formed, so such words would be surprising.  And neither Delphia, nor Polaris, nor Sinistra ever spoke of the incident, so the true words may never be known.  Whatever was said, it is known that Sinistra swooned to hear it.  But Polaris rose, his face like a thundercloud, and ordered the Seeress to leave his family's presence forever, else risk losing her wit forever.

As time went on, however, nothing bad seemed to happen.  The first two Blacks had many children and many more grandchildren, and it became apparent that their line was in no danger of dying out.  The alleged prophecy was recorded, but it was set aside and in time forgotten entirely.


Aug. 14th, 2004

  • 12:28 AM
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Two orders of business.  The first is that ff.n recently changed all of their URLs.  All of the recs on the gen recs page that go to ff.n now actually go to their fics and not to an error message.  If I missed any or fouled up, please tell me.

The second order of business is a revised Ch. 1 of Butterfly Storm.  It's exactly the same, except that Tomeo is now named Son.  This is good because now I have an occupation for him also.

Butterfly Storm, revised Ch. 1 )


Butterfly Storm, chapter 1

  • Aug. 11th, 2004 at 2:00 PM
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This is a new fic I'm writing, with chapters. (Ooh.)
Title: Butterfly Storm
Author: [livejournal.com profile] jetamors
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Cho Chang disappears just after her sixth year. Where is she? Will she find her way home?

Butterfly Storm, Chapter One )


Aug. 3rd, 2004

  • 3:02 AM
jetamors: Yoruichi is really hot (crazy gary oldman by i_am_evil)
I've updated the gen recs page with 58 new stories. In the future, I'm going to try to divide these up by main character or something, because as it is I think the page is a bit out of control. We'll see how it goes.

(xposted to [livejournal.com profile] genfic_hogwarts)

And also, I got bit by the writing bug in the middle of looking over stories, and this is what I have to show for it.

Title: Birthright
Author: Jetamors :)
Rating: PG
Summary: A ficlet about Tom Riddle's mom. Just 507 words, written up in some indecently short amount of time. Miriel was the mother of Feanor in Tolkien's universe.

Birthright )


Jun. 1st, 2004

  • 12:01 AM
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Title: Prejudice
Author: [livejournal.com profile] jetamors
Rating: PG-13, for pain.
Summary and notes: Written for the Gen Ficathon Challenge, my summary was from [livejournal.com profile] dmp: Lucius and Narcissa's reaction to an 8 year-old Draco coming home after getting beat-up by the neighborhood bullies. (Condition: From Draco's POV). It's about 2.4K words.

Thanks a bunch to my beta, Tofty!

Prejudice )